worldfam0us:

I am a sinner who’s probably gonna sin again.

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

(Source: louistomlinslon)

tellmetofeel:

how to piss someone off in 3 seconds a book written by my mom